Ick.

Wow. Playing tennis when it's 91 degrees out (and feels like 101!)--at 8:30pm at night--is pretty hellish. It's like hot yoga. Not that I've ever done hot yoga, but I've heard that they tell you to eat something light like a banana a few hours before and nothing else.

Now I totally understand. I had a few Wheat Thins about an hour and a half before. I got done and felt like there was a giant mush of Wheat Thins in my stomach. Except the Wheat Thins had been enriched with lead and thus weighed twenty pounds.

Also, I am a shade of red that I have never seen on a human before.